Oh Em Gee, Here's Something New...

Okay, so I figured that I should probably try to keep my Live Journal alive. So...I have come up with something I'm going to try. It's called, "Allie's Quotes of the Day!". Basically, it's a gathering of funny quotes I have found from that days events, and I share them. So, without further adeiu, I bring you the first list of quotes. =D

Mind the language--it's great. x) ...although there's only a little bit of "dirty language"...and that's just awesome. =3

draiklesworth (11:45:19 PM): I have decided how to start my LJ "Quotes of the Day!" thinger. I think I'm going to start with a rant about losing stuff and the last place it was in, and then slowly move over to another thing we're losing...THE WAR IN IRAQ WITH BUSH. o____o
Cl0rdio (11:45:53 PM): xD okay
draiklesworth (11:46:14 PM): *shrugs* I think it's a working transition.
draiklesworth (11:46:25 PM): I mean, we're on the topic of losing things. =3

draiklesworth (11:40:06 PM): You know how people always say, "It's always in the last place you looked." when you lose something and then find it? o_0;
Cl0rdio (11:40:15 PM): Mhmm
draiklesworth (11:40:52 PM): I just want to take this moment and say, "NO FUCKING SHIT-WAY." I mean, seriously. If you find it, of course it's in the last place you looked because that's where you found it. -_-; IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOKED AND YOU FRIGGING FOUND IT.
draiklesworth (11:41:00 PM): *coughs* This has been a random momemnt with Allie. x)

"My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my Charizard."

"The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off." —George W. Bush, second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
Kudos to Mr. Bush, because he makes America look even more like an accident, everyday.

"The CIA laid out several scenarios and said life could be lousy, life could be OK, life could be better, and they were just guessing as to what the conditions might be like." —George W. Bush, New York City, Sept. 21, 2004

"I invented the internet".
- Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President
And I invented the toaster oven, beeeehawtch.

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer
*attempts to snap fingers and fails* Damn, and I thought I was doing the right thing by killing the babies. -____-;

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
OH EM GEE, AND I'VE BEEN TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES...LIKE MADISON.

"Most lies about blondes are false."
- Cincinnati Times-Star, headline
*cough* Double smack. x)

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
- Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated

"I'm just not physically physical. That's all."
-Me

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush, former U.S. President

"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London
My reply to something like this: Really? I thought it was like...green. Y'know?

"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."
- Mickey Rivers, baseball player
Just because Baseball players suck, this shows that they also can't do simple math. =D

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
Let the fur fly when weasels develop wings.

"You will be aroused by a shampoo comercial."--Homer J. Simpson
*coughs and looks at Katie*

"I have two fears--one is of water, and the other is of bugs. However, my ultimate fear is that somehow, someday, the two will merge together to form a super-race of water-insects. You know--insects with the power to manipulate and use water. Then, I feel that we would all truly be screwed. 'coz...y'know...bugs...controlling water."
-Me on a rant


And now for my number one quote of the daaaay...Goes to Arfy. x)

Arfy: I feel like doing something I either really should or really shouldn't do..
Arfy: like cut...or drink..or smoke..
Arfy: or...rapechadinhissleep...
Rae: rape is bad
Arfy: mmkay, then here's what'll happen.
Arfy: Me: -bursts into Chad's house- CHAD I LOVE YOU
Arfy: Chad: OH, ANDREA, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. I -- I LOVE YOU TOO!
Arfy: Me: OH, CHADITHAN, LET US MAKE SWEET LOVE...ON...A DOG BED.
Arfy: Chad: MMKAY.
Arfy: And they all lived happily ever after

Because I find that dysfunctional. I mean...a dog bed. Ewww. o____o;